Iraq's Only Heavy Metal Band In Turkey

Apparently, the heavy metal documentary VBS.TV did on Accrassicda a few months back has been screened at the Toronto Film Festival, but instead of helping them, the four grammatically-challenged metallers of Iraq are now regretting the media coverage, having denied Visas to attend the premiere in the US, and facing imminent deportation, they have sold their instrument and used the money to run to Turkey, where they are trying to settle as UNHCR refugees.

For the lost souls of the members of Satan-brainwashed Accrrrraaaassscccida, I wish them a Happy Christmas, a Merry Eid, A Blessed Hannukah, and a Fucking Awesome Eid al-Ghadir, may Allah/Jesus/Yehweh/Abu al-Hasneen be pleased with all of us. Hold on to your virgins, too many holy festivals! Let us hope that they rejoice one day in peace, and not commit holy martyrdom in the name of Ozzy Osbourne on the altar of the Church of Punk like our great Ayatosatan Kurt Cobain (AS) did one stupid depressed day.