Monday, February 25, 2008

A New Crush

She looks so dumb, but I can't take my eyes off her.
If you're wondering why I'm posting this, it's because I'm trying to write something and it's not coming out right.
UPDATE: She just won. She's so clueless and childish ; I don't think she's dumb anymore ; she's just socially naive and clumsy. Maybe that's what I like about her.
UPDATE2: I forgot to include al-Jazeera's Barbie Iman Eiyad (Banoura), perhaps the only good thing ever coming out of al-Jazeera.

Marion Cotillard

In order to emphasize the masturbatory filler quality of this post, here's a list of all the previous celebrity women I fell head over heels with at some time.

Catherine Zeta-Jones
It's kinda predictable for somebody to have a crush on Catherine Zeta Jones, the embodiment of confident, beautiful aristocracy, her beauty is too predictable anyway, I prefer more exotic women, thankfully the combination of leadership and exotic have been fully realized here:

Aishwarya Rai
Too much to handle....how on earth will the 72 Virgins compete with that?

Shannon Doherty

Noorhan
This was Noorhan, an Egyptian actress, she is the only celebrity I really had a crush on, I totally loved her when I was 15. and not just a crush, it was a crush with feelings.

Are you seeing a pattern yet? They all look suspiciously alike...hmm...what does this mean, Freudians? Oh, that reminds me, when I was younger than that I had a crush on this one:

Snow White

Last, but not least, I had a crush on this Iraqi TV presenter, I couldn't find pictures for her anyway but she's right here interviewing Iraqi homosexual icon Saadi al-Hilli


Goddammit, she even looks like them, guess I must have been wanting to sleep with Snow White for 23 years real bad.

Yes, I'm 23, could you please stop referring me to as a genius 20-years-old, I'm as old as Riverbend when she started blogging.

I'm going to go watch the Oscars now, for Cotillard.

26 comments:

Jeffrey said...

Abbas,

This might sound like a strange question, but why is that light going around and around in the middle of that table? Is it something special to this program?

*

Iraqi Mojo said...

I like brunettes too.

Aishwarya Rai is a hottie!

Abbas Hawazin said...

huh jeffrey?

well it's not just brunettes, all these women look exactly alike in a way (except for Aishwarya)

Anonymous said...

Jeffrey
Get a life. Abbas is not going to go out with you.
chamblee54

RhusLancia said...

That is one smokin' hot... pie that Snow White has!

Jeffrey said...

Snow White?!

Western hegemony is insidious, isn't it?

Oh, forget about the reference to the light on the table. It's just a weird observation about the layout of that interview in the video clip. It just seemed odd to have that single light going around and around, shining in their faces.

Maybe I should go to bed early tonight.

*

neurotic_wife said...

KK, I like Aishwarya too. And hope this wont sound too freaky coming from a woman, but if I was a guy, Id definitely wanna sleep with Angelina :) and see what she's all about. Do you like Angelina KK?

Abbas Hawazin said...

Ewwwww....twice.
Angelina is so media-made, she's like big lips on legs, I hate skinnys. Sorry Neurotica, and who's KK? Shbee Abaas ma 3ajbich?

nadia n said...

guy seriously, Brenda is just about the skinniest person ever.

What about Audrey Tatou: y/y?

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