Saturday, February 02, 2008

Konfused Kid Makes A Fatwa

فقد روى الصدوق عن علي بن أسباط قال: "قلت للرضا -عليه السلام-: يحدث الأمر لا أجد بداً من معرفته، وليس في البلد الذي أنا فيه من أستفتيه من مواليك؟ قال: فقال: ائت فقيه البلد فاستفته في أمرك، فإذا أفتاك بشيء فخذ بخلافه فإن الحق فيه" (عيون أخبار الرضا 1/275 ط. طهران

The above is a narration taken from a book called Ouyon Akhbar al-Ridha, translation is:

al-Sudooq narrated on the authority of Ali bin Isbaat: "I asked al-Ridha (8th Shia Imam): Should something arises and I am clueless as to how to act, and there is no one in the country that I reside of your [Shia] folowers? And he replied: Go to the [Sunni] cleric of your country and tell him of your problem, should he answer you something, then do its opposite, for that is the correct thing to do."

In the same rather mischievous spirit, I declare the following fatwa:

Mozilla bin Firefox narrated, on the authority of Blogger.com that Konfused Kid (Peace be upon Him, Blessed be his soul, his sole, and the shit that comes out of his asshole)

If, in the Iraqi Blogosphere, you write something, and these guys agree with you, immediately reconsider what you have written with deep suspicion, for that is the correct thing to do.


Allahum Ini Ballaghat, Allahuma Fa-Ashhad.


37 comments:

RhusLancia said...

This is your best post ever!!

:) :) :) :)

Anand said...

I don't understand :-( Kid, can you please explain your post?

Please forgive me for being slow on the uptick. ;-)

3eeraqimedic said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Anonymous said...

funny post!

annie

RhusLancia said...

Hey Kid, now's your chance to pick Iraq's next PM...

Jeffrey said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Lynnette In Minnesota said...

lol!

P.S. Nice candle. ;)

Anand,

Ummm...I think you mean uptake. :)

lelly said...

Please sign: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/sign-our-petitionbrbr-we-the-undersigned-urge-the-uk-foreign-office-to-put-all-possible-pressure-on-the-afghan-government-to-prevent-the-execution-of-sayed-pervez-kambaksh-brbr-775954.html

Anand said...

Kid, we all know that Jeffrey sometimes goes over the line. And he should be condemned for that.

But Rhus is very cool. I like CMAR II as well.

I think that the Iraqi Blogger Central guys are human like the rest of us. They sometimes have good ideas. Sometimes they have bad ideas.

Jeffrey said...

Kid,

You MOTHERUCKER! Now you're just being a PURE ASSHOLE! Why delete that last message?! There was nothing outrageous about it all. What the fuck, Kid?! Punk Mukhabarat fuckhead! I hope a bomb drops on your head.

*

Konfused Kid said...

Sit, boy, sit.

Jeffrey said...

Kid,

C'mon, put my comment back! Listen, I'll vote for you for Iraqi prime minister over at IBC. Deal?

*

Dave Narby said...

Since when did you become Konfused 'Kollege' Kid?

Voted for that one anyway.

Lynnette In Minnesota said...

rofl!

Lynnette In Minnesota said...

lelly,

I signed.

dave,

That was his original blog name.

BlogIraqi said...

LOOOOOOOL

and the shit that comes out of his asshole
Unless you are one of the Al-Yamani 12 Mehdis, this isn't gonna happen.

Thank you dude I have not laughed like that since I saw this game

And I agree with your fatwa too.

Konfused Kid said...

blogiraqi

thank you so very much for this game :D

CMAR II said...

Hahaha!

I love this, Kid!

What will it mean when continue to recommend your posts and comments section?

jim said...

Knowing when to hire a plumber is vital to maintaining your home. Many homeowners attempt to make repairs to appliances, fix broken pipes, or unclog a sink, only to find out they have made the problem worse.
http://www.okanaganautomation.com |

http://www.nhbensautobody.com |

http://www.finanauto.com |

http://www.autoenergy-gr.com |

http://www.ppautocenter.com |

Coach Factory said...

nike free, air max, oakley sunglasses, tory burch outlet, michael kors outlet, chanel handbags, michael kors outlet, oakley sunglasses, louis vuitton handbags, coach factory outlet, longchamp outlet, ray ban sunglasses, louboutin, kate spade handbags, louboutin shoes, true religion outlet, prada outlet, louis vuitton outlet, longchamp handbags, burberry outlet, louboutin outlet, tiffany and co, nike shoes, louis vuitton, jordan shoes, true religion jeans, michael kors outlet, coach outlet store online, coach outlet, burberry outlet, kate spade outlet, gucci outlet, michael kors outlet, polo ralph lauren outlet, louis vuitton outlet stores, michael kors outlet, louis vuitton outlet, air max, ray ban sunglasses, polo ralph lauren outlet, coach purses, true religion jeans, longchamp handbags, oakley sunglasses cheap, christian louboutin shoes, michael kors outlet, prada handbags

Coach Factory said...

chi flat iron, reebok outlet, marc jacobs, canada goose jackets, lululemon outlet, valentino shoes, bottega veneta, ugg boots, canada goose, asics running shoes, canada goose, moncler, rolex watches, ugg, instyler, ferragamo shoes, birkin bag, air max, moncler outlet, north face outlet, soccer jerseys, north face jackets, beats by dre, canada goose, p90x, new balance shoes, hollister, jimmy choo outlet, ugg australia, timberland boots, ghd, uggs outlet, celine handbags, canada goose outlet, iphone 6 cases, baseball bats, babyliss pro, ugg boots, nfl jerseys, herve leger, mont blanc, giuseppe zanotti, wedding dresses, mcm handbags, moncler, insanity workout, ugg pas cher, canada goose uk, soccer shoes, moncler

Coach Factory said...

ray ban sunglasses, nike free, michael kors, vans shoes, ray ban pas cher, hollister, sac louis vuitton, sac louis vuitton, nike roshe run, nike roshe run, abercrombie and fitch, nike blazer, new balance pas cher, nike air max, nike roshe, nike free pas cher, barbour, oakley pas cher, louboutin, louis vuitton uk, hollister, vanessa bruno, nike huarache, hogan outlet, sac guess, polo lacoste, lululemon, north face, air force, timberland, nike trainers, ralph lauren, mac cosmetics, converse pas cher, polo ralph lauren, mulberry, longchamp, hollister, vans pas cher, longchamp, michael kors pas cher, north face, louis vuitton, sac hermes, michael kors, sac longchamp, air max, abercrombie and fitch, nike tn, sac burberry

dongdong32 said...

20150327wengdongdong
coach factory outlet
michael kors outlet
mulberry uk
ray ban sunglasses outlet
oakley sunglasses
air jordan 13
christian louboutin sale
louis vuitton
coach outlet
oakley galsses
true religion jeans
louis vuitton
coach canada outlet
ray ban sunglasses
oakley sunglasses outlet
coach factorty outlet
ralph lauren
michael kors handbags
cheap jordans
tory burch outlet online
christian louboutin
coach factory outlet online
coach outlet
coach outlet
michael kors uk
ray ban sunglasses
jordan 3
ray ban sunglasses
gucci outlet
louis vuitton
p90x workouts
coach outlet
coach factory
abercrombie and fitch new york

dong dong said...

2015627dongdong
coach outlet store online
louis vuitton handbags
chi flat irons
michael kors outlet
michael kors outlet
burberry outlet online
michael kors
abercrombie
louis vuitton outlet
louis vuitton outlet
louis vuitton
nhl jerseys
abercrombie
timberland earthkeepers
oakley sunglasses
hollister kids
chanel outlet
christian louboutin sale
coach factory outlet
oakley vault
coach factory outlet online
michael kors
cheap jordans
toms shoes
chi flat iron
prescription sunglasses
christian louboutin outlet
cheap jordans
cheap jerseys
louis vuitton
louis vuitton outlet
coach factory
michael kors outlet online
burberry outlet
coach outlet
ray ban outlet
burberry outlet online
marc jacobs
gucci outlet
michael kors outlet

Gege Dai said...

15.07.24daigege
coach outlet online
longchamp soldes
polo ralph lauren outlet
ray ban sunglass
ed hardy
coach outlet
true religion jeans
air max 95
snapback hats wholesale
coach factory outlet
chanel online shop
michael kors outlet
cheap oakleys
pandora jewelry
gucci uk
ralph lauren
cheap oakley sunglasses
michael kors handbag
louis vuitton pas cher
polo ralph lauren
michael kors outlet
chanel handbags
nike blazer low
burberry outlet online
cheap oakley sunglasses
abercrombie outlet
nike air max
chaussure louboutin
sac longchamp
mont blanc pen
air force 1
tory burch handbags
ray ban glasses
coach outlet
michael kors
true religion outlet
longchamp outlet
toms shoes outlet
kate spade handbags
ralph lauren uk

Wenhao Guo said...

karen millen uk
ed hardy t-shirts
christian louboutin outlet
timberland shoes
beats by dre
pittsburgh steelers jersey
cheap football shirts
hollister clothing
lacoste outlet
kate spade handbags
san antonio spurs jerseys
fivefingers shoes
jordan 11
longchamp handbags
air force 1 shoes
new balance 574
asics shoes
true religion jeans, http://www.truereligionoutletstore.us.com
kate spade outlet
chanel handbags
salomon running shoes
cheap oakley sunglasses
canada goose outlet
boston celtics jersey
ralph lauren outlet
coach factory outlet
ralph lauren outlet
hermes birkin
insanity workout
mizuno running
moncler coats
prada handbags
coach factory outlet
michael kors handbags
ed hardy clothing
kansas city chiefs jerseys
tiffany and co jewelry
indianapolis colts jerseys
oakley sunglasses
the north face uk
achang0803

mmjiaxin said...

pandora outlet
indianapolis colts
louis vuitton outlet online
christian louboutin shoes
air force 1 shoes
dallas cowboys
true religion outlet
north face outlet
pandora outlet
michael kors factory online
oakley sunglasses wholesale
louis vuitton handbags
ugg boots clearance,ugg australia,uggs on sale,ugg slippers,uggs boots,uggs outlet,ugg boots,ugg,uggs
moncler jackets
moncler outlet store
fitflop sale
ferragamo outlet
louis vuitton outlet store
cheap jordan shoes
polo shirts
mm1026

林磊 said...

2015-11-4leilei
gucci outlet online
coach outlet online
coach outlet online
ugg boots outlet
canada gooses outlet
louboutin shoes
moncler jackets
true religion outlet
michael kors outlet
nike roshe run
true religion jeans
mcm handbags
micahel kors
michael kors bags
abercrombie & fitch
adidas superstar
michael kors handbags
mont blanc pens
gucci handbags
michael kors outlet online
nike blazers uk
nike blazer
michael kors handbags
coach factory outlet online
coach factory outlet online
air max
louboutin pas cher
coach factory online
louis vuitton outlet
coach outlet online
michael kors outlet online
adidas trainers
longchamp soldes
cheap soccer jerseys
mizuno running shoes

xumeiqing said...

151223meiqing
ugg slippers
polo ralph lauren
louis vuitton backpack
coach outlet
christian louboutin outlet
cheap oakley sunglasses
louis vuitton outlet
michael kors handbags
prada outlet
canada goose jackets
ugg boots for men
oakley sunglasses
michael kors outlet
kevin durant shoes
ugg outlet
louis vuitton handbags
michael kors outlet online
lebron james shoes
ray ban sunglasses
cheap jordans
kobe bryant shoes
ugg boots
uggs outlet
cheap oakleys
pandora jewelry
michael kors outlet
mulberry handbags
michael kors outlet online
nike air max
hollister kids

Meiqing Xu said...

20160309meiqing
louis vuitton outlet
michael kors handbags
ray ban
nike blazers uk
ralph lauren outlet
adidas uk
ralph lauren sale
air jordan 8
cheap oakleys
toms shoes
cheap toms
canada goose outlet online
jordan 3s
canada goose sale
louis vuitton outlet
true religion
ray bans
louis vuitton outlet
coach outlet
kobe shoes
coach factory outlet online
kevin durant shoes
ugg outlet
michael kors outlet
celine handbags
true religion jeans
kate spade handbags
michael kors outlet
uggs boots
toms outlet
nike store uk
canada goose outlet
louis vuitton uk
coach outlet store online
michael kors handbags
ray ban outlet
coach factory outlet online
tory burch outlet online
christian louboutin shoes
cheap uggs

Juane Weg said...

fitflop sandals
Coach Purses Outlet
christian louboutin outlet
north face outlet store
michael kors sale
jimmy choo shoes
north face outlet store
coach factory store
air jordan 13 retro
polo shirts for men
michaelkors
coach bags outlet
coach factory online
nike nfl jerseys 2015
air jordan retro 6
lebron 12
cheap nike air max
fitflop sale
lacoste outlet
columbia outlet
nike outlet store
oakley sunglasses
fitflops sandals for women
rolex watches for men
hermes outlet
michael kors outlet online sale
Michael Kors Handbags Outlet
discount nike
michael kors handbags clearance
replica rolex watches
The North Face Outlet
coach outlet
ghd hair straighteners
Coach Factory Outlet
raybans.com
north face jackets clearance
christian louboutin outlet
air jordan 11
clearance nike
20160318yxj

Libin Huang said...

20160409libinsnapbacks wholesale
christian louboutin outlet
kobe shoes
rolex watches for sale
swarovski crystal
adidas outlet
michael kors clearance
michael kors outlet clearance
cheap nfl jerseys
beats headphones
pandora jewelry
juicy couture tracksuit
adidas outlet store
michael kors outlet
soccer jerseys wholesale
ray ban outlet
mulberry uk
nike air max 90
cheap mlb jerseys
michael kors outlet
swarovski outlet
ralph lauren
nfl jerseys wholesale
michael kors handbags clearance
true religion jeans
michael kors outlet online
true religion outlet
mbt shoes outlet
timberland boots
michael kors handbags sale
calvin klein outlet
kobe shoes
swarovski crystal
coach outlet store
jordan shoes

林磊 said...

2016-6-8 leilei
prada handbags
discount oakley sunglasses
cheap omega watches
toms outlet
kate spade handbags
christian louboutin shoes
new balance shoes
air max 90
true religion jeans
north face jackets
cheap jordans
louis vuitton handbags
chaussure louboutin
yeezy boost 350
levis 501
coach outlet
true religion outlet
ray ban sunglasses
oakley sunglasses
air max 90
air max
nike force 1
pandora charms
hollister uk
sac longchamp pliage
fitflops outlet
omega watches
bottega veneta
air max 90
rolex daytona
coach outlet online
louis vuitton outlet
louis vuitton outlet
ray ban sunglasses
coach outlet online
adidas supercolor
michael kors handbags
coach factory outlet
michael kors outlet

柯云 said...

2016-06-10keyun
coach outlet
beats by dre outlet
true religion jeans
michael kors handbags
fitflop shoes
toms wedges
air jordan femme
louis vuitton handbags
michael kors outlet online
michael kors outlet
jordan 3 powder blue
louis vuitton bags
nike sb dunks
oakley sunglasses
cheap jordans
ladies cartier watches
jordan 6s
tory burch flats
jordan shoes
pandora charms
nike roshe shoes
true religion outlet online
polo ralph lauren
polo ralph lauren
nike store
polo outlet
gucci outlet online
coach factory outlet
giuseppe zanotti sneakers
discount jordans
coach outlet store online
coach outlet online
michael kors outlet
hollister clothing store
ray ban sunglasses outlet
coach outlet store online clearances
true religion outlet
jordan 3 retro
michael kors bags

艾丰 said...

JIANBIN0628
basketball shoes
true religion jeans
louis vuitton outlet
prada handbags
swarovski crystal
true religion outlet
coach outlet
cheap nfl jerseys
replica watches
tiffany jewelry
adidas outlet
juicy couture tracksuit
air max 90
tory burch shoes
ray-ban sunglasses
ferragamo shoes
burberry outlet online
bottega veneta outlet online
beats headphones
michael kors handbags
hollister clothing
louis vuitton sunglasses
ralph lauren pas cher
longchamp
nike air huarache
michael kors outlet
air max 90
adidas outlet store
longchamp handbags
tiffany jewellery
louis vuitton bags
tory burch outlet
coach outlet
nike tn pas cher
pandora outlet
fitflops uk
nba jerseys

艾丰 said...

JIANBIN0628
chaussure louboutin
jordan shoes
cheap michael kors handbags
ralph lauren polo
rolex watches
nike store uk
longchamp outlet online
iphone case uk
true religion uk outlet
true religion jeans
reebok trainers
polo ralph lauren
swarovski crystal
lacoste shirts
oakley sunglasses
chrome hearts outlet
lebron shoes
michael kors outlet
michael kors handbags
coach outlet
versace sunglasses
true religion outlet
ray ban sunglasses
michael kors uk
michael kors factory outlet
ferragamo outlet
cartier sunglasses
polo ralph lauren
mulberry bags
michael kors canada
nike free run
mulberry outlet,mulberry handbags outlet
nike huarache
ralph lauren outlet

happy 123 said...

yeezy shoes
pandora uk
michael kors outlet store
asics running shoes
adidas stan smith shoes
hermes belts
jordan shoes
longchamp
yeezy shoes
nike football boots
20170616