Konfused Kid Makes A Fatwa

فقد روى الصدوق عن علي بن أسباط قال: "قلت للرضا -عليه السلام-: يحدث الأمر لا أجد بداً من معرفته، وليس في البلد الذي أنا فيه من أستفتيه من مواليك؟ قال: فقال: ائت فقيه البلد فاستفته في أمرك، فإذا أفتاك بشيء فخذ بخلافه فإن الحق فيه" (عيون أخبار الرضا 1/275 ط. طهران

The above is a narration taken from a book called Ouyon Akhbar al-Ridha, translation is:

al-Sudooq narrated on the authority of Ali bin Isbaat: "I asked al-Ridha (8th Shia Imam): Should something arises and I am clueless as to how to act, and there is no one in the country that I reside of your [Shia] folowers? And he replied: Go to the [Sunni] cleric of your country and tell him of your problem, should he answer you something, then do its opposite, for that is the correct thing to do."

In the same rather mischievous spirit, I declare the following fatwa:

Mozilla bin Firefox narrated, on the authority of Blogger.com that Konfused Kid (Peace be upon Him, Blessed be his soul, his sole, and the shit that comes out of his asshole)

If, in the Iraqi Blogosphere, you write something, and these guys agree with you, immediately reconsider what you have written with deep suspicion, for that is the correct thing to do.


Allahum Ini Ballaghat, Allahuma Fa-Ashhad.