Saturday, February 02, 2008

Konfused Kid Makes A Fatwa

فقد روى الصدوق عن علي بن أسباط قال: "قلت للرضا -عليه السلام-: يحدث الأمر لا أجد بداً من معرفته، وليس في البلد الذي أنا فيه من أستفتيه من مواليك؟ قال: فقال: ائت فقيه البلد فاستفته في أمرك، فإذا أفتاك بشيء فخذ بخلافه فإن الحق فيه" (عيون أخبار الرضا 1/275 ط. طهران

The above is a narration taken from a book called Ouyon Akhbar al-Ridha, translation is:

al-Sudooq narrated on the authority of Ali bin Isbaat: "I asked al-Ridha (8th Shia Imam): Should something arises and I am clueless as to how to act, and there is no one in the country that I reside of your [Shia] folowers? And he replied: Go to the [Sunni] cleric of your country and tell him of your problem, should he answer you something, then do its opposite, for that is the correct thing to do."

In the same rather mischievous spirit, I declare the following fatwa:

Mozilla bin Firefox narrated, on the authority of Blogger.com that Konfused Kid (Peace be upon Him, Blessed be his soul, his sole, and the shit that comes out of his asshole)

If, in the Iraqi Blogosphere, you write something, and these guys agree with you, immediately reconsider what you have written with deep suspicion, for that is the correct thing to do.


Allahum Ini Ballaghat, Allahuma Fa-Ashhad.


31 comments:

RhusLancia said...

This is your best post ever!!

:) :) :) :)

Anand said...

I don't understand :-( Kid, can you please explain your post?

Please forgive me for being slow on the uptick. ;-)

3eeraqimedic said...
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Anonymous said...

funny post!

annie

RhusLancia said...

Hey Kid, now's your chance to pick Iraq's next PM...

Anonymous said...
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Lynnette In Minnesota said...

lol!

P.S. Nice candle. ;)

Anand,

Ummm...I think you mean uptake. :)

Pan said...

Please sign: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/sign-our-petitionbrbr-we-the-undersigned-urge-the-uk-foreign-office-to-put-all-possible-pressure-on-the-afghan-government-to-prevent-the-execution-of-sayed-pervez-kambaksh-brbr-775954.html

Anand said...

Kid, we all know that Jeffrey sometimes goes over the line. And he should be condemned for that.

But Rhus is very cool. I like CMAR II as well.

I think that the Iraqi Blogger Central guys are human like the rest of us. They sometimes have good ideas. Sometimes they have bad ideas.

Anonymous said...

Kid,

You MOTHERUCKER! Now you're just being a PURE ASSHOLE! Why delete that last message?! There was nothing outrageous about it all. What the fuck, Kid?! Punk Mukhabarat fuckhead! I hope a bomb drops on your head.

*

ahmed said...

Sit, boy, sit.

Anonymous said...

Kid,

C'mon, put my comment back! Listen, I'll vote for you for Iraqi prime minister over at IBC. Deal?

*

Dave Narby said...

Since when did you become Konfused 'Kollege' Kid?

Voted for that one anyway.

Lynnette In Minnesota said...

rofl!

Lynnette In Minnesota said...

lelly,

I signed.

dave,

That was his original blog name.

Anonymous said...

LOOOOOOOL

and the shit that comes out of his asshole
Unless you are one of the Al-Yamani 12 Mehdis, this isn't gonna happen.

Thank you dude I have not laughed like that since I saw this game

And I agree with your fatwa too.

ahmed said...

blogiraqi

thank you so very much for this game :D

CMAR II said...

Hahaha!

I love this, Kid!

What will it mean when continue to recommend your posts and comments section?

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